Top 10 List

Top 10 Ways to know if you will fail as an Army Wife:

1. If you've ever been a pole dancer, for any reason other than to feed your children.

2. If you believe wearing Daisy Dukes to a troop function is appropriate.

3. If you think FRG is pronounced furg.

4. If you ever appeared on an episode of COPS?

5. If part of your "dress" up wardrobe contains Booby Tassels.

6. If you think tank tops are sexy.

7. If you believe G.W. Bush was responsible for 9/11, Hurricane Katrina or the recent oil spill. (This also goes for those of you who are thinking "who's GW")

8. If you or your spouse has ever owned a crack pipe.

9. If you believe "Army Wives" is real.

And

10. If your husband goes TDY for 2 days and you spend them crying in the Commander's office.