Dear Middle East...

I understand the desire to fight. I understand the desire for less government, and I can even to a point understand your various governments need to control the situations at hand. However, I am asking you as a personal favor to KNOCK IT OFF!

Yes I am a lowly American infidel. I understand how the request of a female will be automatically denied, but please take my request into consideration. I am desperately trying to get my husband out of the US Army. You are not helping!

I long for the days that my husband will no longer be sent to your region of the world, but for some reason you constantly insist he and his friends come back. Its getting kind of old. Now I knew when I married him, there was a possibility I would have to share him with the rest of the world. However, I think you are being a little selfish with his limited time. He has a wife and 3 kids who miss him as well. He really doesn't need a group of bastard children who insist on throwing temper tantrums.

I think the appropriate course of action right now is a Time Out. I suggest you all go to your palaces and think about what you have done. If they have to pull the tanks over you are gonna regret this mister! Don't make them come back there!!!
They've already called Nana (sorry I meant NATO) and they know how you are acting. So don't expect NATO to come to your rescue.

See you say you want the Americans to stay out of your business. Yet, you won't let us. The guys/girls really don't want to be there. But you leave them no choice.

Here, I (as well as thousands of others), are trying to get our husbands to retire or move on to greener pastures. They would be out of your turbans for ever. But, that cannot happen if you keep killing your own people. Do you see the problem here?

You are killing your people and replacing them with ours, who in turn will be forced to kill/injure more of your people? Thats not a good way to keep your country populated! If you kill off all of your people then who will you control?

See so it's in your best interest, that for the time being, you stop and let these soldiers go on their way.

Sincerly

US Army Wives