I WANNA BLOW STUFF UP!

After a lot of thought and careful consideration regarding my career path, I've decided a change may be in order.

Here I am with a constantly deployed husband, 3 small children and a relatively useless degree in Legal Studies. Now a sane person, would think, the next step is Law School, right? Luckily for all of us, I'm not that sane.

I WANNA BLOW STUFF UP!

Now I'm not saying that in a Terroristic Fashion. Burkas will make me look too hippy and there's the whole exploding head thing, so suicide bombing just isn't for me.

I could of course, join the military, but when they yelled at me at 5 am, and I(accidentally) "busted a cap in their ass", I'm thinking that may not have the best outcome one would hope for either. Besides, since I had a degree, I would attempt to go in as an officer, which would be bad for several reasons. The biggest....I already outrank my husband at home, is it fair for me to pull rank at work?? (hi honey)

I could, look into Construction work, obviously. I've always had a dream of sitting on a platform yelling sexually explicit profanity at strange men walking by, not to mention the awesome tan. Ohhhh, and the bulldozers! But, that looks like it may be physically exhausting, and it gets hot outside. I'm obviously a very delicate female (stop laughing!) and I just don't know if its for me.

So....what can I do with my life. I like to sleep in, temperature must stay between 70-80 degrees with a low humidity. I don't like "uniforms" that make me look hippy, I have a useless legal degree, and I wanna blow stuff up.

Maybe I could do freelance work.