Hands Across Americans

I've come to the realization that some people just deserve to be smacked.
We as a nation should pass some sort of law, that a minimum of once a day, you must b!#@^slap someone. Whether its a stranger, friend or irritating in-law, you must just walk up to them and smack them across the face.
Now I know this may seem harsh, however Americans in general are in need of a wake up call. Not only would this act provide the necessary reality check, (we are all in need of), it would also release pent up agression we seem to be so fond of these days.

I'm not condoning the use of violence to solve any problem. I fully believe in the thought "war doesn't decide who's right, but who's left". (although you do have less people to convice you were right that way, but thats another story)

However....It used to be, if you had an issue with someone, it would be handled in a physical matter. Now we are expected to solve our problems with words, thoughts and high roads. The problem with this approach, is humans are still animals.
Taking the high road, sounds wonderful on paper. (as does communism and Spiderman)
The problem with the high road, is some of us are scared of heights.
So instead of dealing with our issues, we go to therapy and talk to a stranger instead of the source. I am not knocking therapy in any way. But, while it may temporarily help to vent it does not actually remove the issue.

I find that those who take this approach on a regular basis, are left feeling more victimized and repressed than people who deal with issues head on. For ex: if Jeffery Dahmer or Ted Bundy hadn't always been "such nice guys", maybe their neighbors would have caught on to their serial killing extra curricular activities.

So here is my proposal....
When you wake up in the morning, stretch and thank the Lord you have risen another day. Then ring your neighbors door bell, and b!@#$slap them.

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for your country!